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Someday I'll regret everything written here when I'm trying to get a job in the White House. In the meantime, I'm just trying to figure out this growing up business the best I can with as much humor as possible.
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I was a weird child, when I was little I wanted to be called “Ivanka”.
I really like my first name, even though, nearly every women my age has the same name. I do not like my middle name. My parents can’t think of why they selected the name, no tie to a family member or friend, but it turns out that over half the Jennifers I meet also have the same middle name, that I hate. Thanks for thinking right inside the box, parentals! So, basically I just wish I had a different middle name than all those other Jennifers. But what would have been awesome is if my middle name ended in ‘een’ because all my mother’s sisters names end in ‘een’. All 5 of them. I think the een thing is cool, my mother, apparently does not.
My parents always called me by my middle name. I just wish they had called me by my first name. It would make life much easier .
Aaron Tiberius Altman.
If my brother had been a girl his name would have been Olivia Sioleen (Sha-Leen, Irish spelling) and I’ve always been jealous. Emily Elizabeth is soooo played out.
Holiday Sale reblog contest!
All you have to do to be entered to win this necklace is reblog! Or, for two entries, do a creative post of your own that includes a link to my Etsy site at www.unexpectedexpectancy.com.
Please e-mail me a link to your creative post if you choose that option at unexpectedexpectancy@gmail.com.
Entries accepted until 10 PM CST tonight, November 30th!
Win it for yourself or save it to give as a gift!
I will do a drawing and announce the winner tonight after all the entries are in.
I have this necklace because it kind of says my last name!
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If I could live in any decade, it would be this one. And transport myself back before shit got fucked up.
Agree 100%
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Oh my god. Oh. my. god. It makes so much sense!
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